Forget Sardar jokes.................here's some Mallu ones!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?IngumDaax
2) Where did the Malayali study?In the kol-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle inGelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caughtfire?He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to officeeveryday?An Oto
11) Where does he pray?In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding andre-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and footballteams ?Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!
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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------¨Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... " Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her.... Girl said- "What R U doing...?" Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Teacher lecturing on population: "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?" Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------